when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like
straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow
things to say during sex
- on your left
- HELLO MARVEL I AM THE FALCON
- on va voir
- im with you til the end of the line
mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon
WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING????????
Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.